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Subject: * Funny sms Zone *
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fairy.4u 14.10.08 - 06:03pm
1st sardar I M GOING ka matlab kia hai? 2nd sardar MAIN JA RAHA HON. 1st sardar aisay he nahe jane don ga pehlay matlab batao. (quoted by fairy.4u. *
dar007 15.10.08 - 08:16pm
Interviewer to sardar: Batao motor kesy chalti ha ?
Sardar: dhuurrrrrr . . .
Intviewer : Stop it !
Sardar : dhuurrrrrr dhup dhup dhup ! *
ali_19 18.10.08 - 09:39am
Sardar school me ek black or ek white shoes pehan aya Sir:ghar wapis jao or change kar k aao Sardar:koi faida nahi master Ge ,ghar v 1 kala tay 1 chitta e a.. *
ali_19 18.10.08 - 09:40am
Sardar 2 Wife:
Suit bara sona
paya a
Wife:
Thnx G
Srdar:
Lipstik v
soni lai a
Wife:
Thnx G
Srdar:
Makup v
sona kita a
Wife:
Thnx G
Srdar:
Sohni fer v ni lagdi.. *
ali_19 18.10.08 - 09:41am
Pathan: Aaj mri Juma ki Namaz nikl gai,
2nd: Wo kaise?
1st: Imam Sahb boley apny Mobile off krden,me to ghr pr chor kr gya ta jb of kr k aya to jmat nkl gai thi *
ali_19 18.10.08 - 09:43am
1 Punjabi paindu performing Umrah,saying dua: Allah tera ghar kitni barkato wala hai, Rahmat wala hai, Aman wala hey, sukoon wala hai Per La La hai *
ali_19 18.10.08 - 09:44am
4guys
1 4m HOWARD unv
1 4m OXFORD unv
1 4m TEXAS unv &
a srdar 4m Pujab UNV..
1common que:
wch is d fastst thng in d world?
OXFORD:Light
HOWARD:Thought
TEXAS:Blinking of an eye
SRDAR:Loose Motions Bcz
last night i was lying on my bed
&
b4 i cud
blink,
think,
or turn on d lights,
it was over .. *
ali_19 19.10.08 - 10:00am
Girl apne boyfriend ko kehti he
main maa banne wali hon!
Boy: nahiiiiiiiiiii.!
Girl: Abey JAHIL tere bap ne muje propose kia hai main teri maa baniny wali hon *
ali_19 19.10.08 - 10:01am
Sardar prays daily for two hours
Vahay Guru meri lottery lagaday.
After 11 yrs Vahay Guru appears &
angrily says,
Ullu day pathay, tu ticket kub layga? *
zain_khi 9.09.09 - 11:10am
sardar k ghar chor aagaya
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga
sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy agay nikal gya
sardar: hik tay chori utto sady nal recaan *
zain_khi 9.09.09 - 11:18am
pathan proposing a girl
girl: tamez sy baat karo
pathan: Asalam-0-Alykum
baji kya ap mujh sy shadi farmaen gi *
zain_khi 9.09.09 - 07:29pm
1kabuter ny pathan k uper beet kar di
pathan: ghusay sy
chadi nhi pahanta kia
kabutar: chila kr
tu chadi me karta hai kai *
zain_khi 9.09.09 - 07:35pm
pathan bhot der sy 1 haseen larki ko ghoor raha tha
larki: kia dekh rahe ho?
pathan: hum soch raha tha k agr tum hamara ammi hota to hum b khobsurat hota *
